So as the Liberals are back on the scene after nearly 100 hundred years seemingly shagging rent boys. There return is kind of inevitable, given the choice on offer by the Labservatives. On one side of the double ended dildo that is "first past the post" we have "The Third Duke of Cuntshire" Lord Smithjizz Twatface and the other Tony Blair's wanking hand. Anyone who isn't Adolf Hitler or Nick Griffin would look good compared to those two, even uncle Joe Stalin - who would at least sort out the manufacturing sector.
The TV debate did just that, with Clegg the LibDem leader coming out on top, while Brown and Cameron were busy seeing who could ejaculate the most over each other's response to the financial crisis, too busy to notice Clegg coming up behind them. There are two more debates to come and much could change in their wake.
Dave Cameron could be seen the same room as Tony Blair finally allowing us to see failures of the cloning process first hand; Dolly the Sheep has a lot to answer for.
Gordon Brown may be pushed over the edge and go mental after being forced into another pointless PR exercise, garrotting a Sun journalist with his tie, then shoving a microphone down Nick Robinson's throat shouting "Soundbite this you smug four eyed fucker" over and over like a mantra of an insane Buddhistt Monk on a quest for vengeance..
Nick Clegg will turn up at the second debate dressed like a forty year old female English teacher, smoking a crack pipe whilst throwing packets of miaow-miaow at the TV audience singing songs from West Side Story.
What is far more likely is Labservative turning on the new boys and either destroying Clegg in a blaze of well argued strongly reasoned political critique which coming from these two vacuous colostomy bags of the political establishment. The other option is that they come off looking worse for picking on plucky Clegg, struggling against the despoilers of our nation. Tune in next week to find out.
Or don't give them the oxygen of legitimacy. Don't watch it. Vote Green!
